“To all the women who quietly made history”
Will Smith recognized the cameraman!
"Never let go, Noah…Never let go."
"You’re the only friend I’ve ever had."
"And I’ve had so many friends. But only one—that mattered."
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon
"Breastfeeding in public is wrong"
I love seeing pictures of Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu posing together, because it always looks like JLM’s crush has agreed to be his prom date and he still can’t quite believe it
Ok guess I’ll do mine now. Here are my best 2k13 selfies.